★ Numerology
1. Two sisters went to have their fortunes told.
"You were dumped a lot of money three years ago." The fortune teller said to his sister.
"Yes! You are so accurate." The younger sister gave her a high-five, but the older sister next to her had an opinion: "I was betrayed with my younger sister back then. Why didn't you see me?"
The fortune teller smiled: "Excuse me, were you more sad at that time, or was your sister more sad?"
"Of course it's her! She almost jumped off the building in anger." My sister said, "As for me, it's all about money! I can see things outside of myself!"
"That's right! The money that was thrown away hurt her life, not yours, so it only left a scar on her life."
2. Two brothers went to tell fortunes.
"Next March, you will all make a fortune!" the fortune teller said.
The two left in a hurry.
In April of the following year, the two brothers visited again.
My brother thanked me as soon as they met: "You are really Chrysostom. As expected, I took over a big business last month and made a lot of money."
But the younger brother sighed: "I drew a lottery in the office last month and won a small prize of 1,000 yuan. Does it count as getting rich?"
"Of course it counts!" the fortune teller said: "The same fortune also depends on how you grasp it. Luck is like fire. It can light a candle, or it can light a torch and explode a gunpowder magazine. When luck comes, At that time, it happened that your brother was working hard in business, so he lit up his business. It happened that you were drawing the lottery, so you won the prize."
3. Someone goes to tell fortunes.
"You are so lucky that nothing can stop you!" the fortune teller exulted: "The only thing you have to be careful about is not to fight with someone who is also very lucky. If two tigers fight, they will be injured! It's like don't rub a diamond ring against a diamond ring. principle."
"Does that mean I can fight with unlucky people?"
"That won't work either!" The fortune teller pondered for a moment: "It is unkind to bully those who are unlucky when they are lucky. People who are unkind will not be lucky for long!"
"According to what you say, I can't fight anyone!"
"Isn't it! When it comes to luck, people have to be humble and self-sufficient. Not only can they not compete with others, but they can still enjoy it even if they suffer a small loss." The fortune teller smiled and said: "If you are blessed, don't keep it to yourself, let everyone share it. Blessings last forever!"
4. Someone goes to tell fortunes.
"This year, you will have five ghosts and fortune tattoos all over your back . You will be very lucky and will be unfavorable!" said the fortune teller.
Not even a year passed before someone came angrily: "You said I was lucky, but do you know? I almost died last week!"
"Where have you been?"
“I went to war zones in Central America.”
"That's it!" The fortune teller asked someone to sit down: "Think about it, how many fortune tellers have there been from ancient times to the present? Why didn't they predict the Tangshan Earthquake or the Nanjing Massacre? Ordinarily they would have met earlier. It was found that people in Tangshan and Nanjing died at the same time, and they knew that a big disaster was coming, why didn't they give early warning?"
The fortune teller sighed: "If a person with good luck prefers to hang out with desperadoes. Or if a person with good luck happens to fly with a group of people with bad luck, then good luck cannot compete with bad luck. Natural disasters , The same is true for man-made disasters. No matter how good an individual's life is, it cannot be stopped when encountering natural or man-made disasters!"
When someone's anger subsided, the fortune teller sent him to the door and warned him: "It's easy to predict your life. The five ghosts and fortune tattoos on your back are full of manuscripts . Destiny is unpredictable! Ask for more blessings, and seek good luck and avoid misfortune!"
5. Someone goes to tell fortunes.
When the fortune teller saw the birth date, he bowed his head and shook his head: "With all due respect, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass the age of fifty-five!"
Many years later, a certain person, who was over sixty, had a prosperous career and was in good health, appeared again in the fortune-telling studio with a smile: "Do you still remember me? You once thought that I would not be able to pass the age of fifty-five."
The fortune teller was startled and asked the birth date again: "That's right! You shouldn't live past fifty-five! Unless you are a kind person."
"Can it be that the good deeds I have done over the years can change my life?"
"Of course! The bad luck has been changed because of your good deeds. Will your own luck not change? The world is like water, it is always flat. You send some water today and some water tomorrow, although it is a small amount of water. If you enter someone else's water, the water will still flow back. When the water flows back, you will often be short of water."
The fortune teller bowed his head and said: "You make your destiny by yourself, and happiness comes from your heart. A family that accumulates good deeds will always be happy! The fate of a good person cannot be determined by God, let alone me!"