Interview With The Vampire

VAMPIRE looked up at the clock on the wall. The time was ten forty in the evening. He took a long drag on the cigarette, and with a snap of his fingers, he expertly typed a website address on the keyboard, pressed the Enter key, and the chat room interface started to scroll. VAMPIRE feels so at home.

VAMPIRE is an old Internet bug. He started surfing the Internet probably when the Internet first entered the country. His name can be found on almost every major website and chat room. Not only did he register "VAMPIRE", but he also obtained all the names related to "VAMPIRE", such as "Vampire Zombie", "Vampire", "VAMPIRES", "DARKENVAMPIRE" and so on.

VAMPIRE doesn't own a machine himself, so he surfs the Internet in an Internet cafe. Many Internet cafe owners in Beijing remember seeing this young man with a pale face, a cold expression, and shoulder-length, slightly curly hair. VAMPIRE wears a long black coat.

The chat room is a very popular one recently. VAMPIRE has many friends here, and they have all been very familiar with each other. VAMPIRE said to them: "Hi, hello!" No one answered, which made VAMPIRE feel strange. The chat room suddenly became quiet. Some people stopped talking, and some people went offline in a hurry. VAMPIRE thought: The world is so hot, I haven’t been here for only a month, and they don’t even recognize me anymore.

The clock points to zero o'clock, which is supposed to be the busiest time, but there are almost no people in the chat room. There are only a few strangers talking boringly. VAMPIRE thought, let's change the chat room.

At this time, something unexpected happened. The chat room announced: Dark vampire has entered the chat room. VAMPIRE clearly remembers that he registered the name "Dark Vampire" by himself, and no one knows the password. So who is this dark vampire now?

VAMPIRE thought: Maybe that network administrator friend was joking. He said to the dark vampire: "Who are you?"

Darkness said: "I am a vampire."

VAMPIRE said: "Don't make trouble with me, you are a mistress, right?"

Darkness said: "I am a vampire."

VAMPIRE said: "I am VAMPIRE. I am the only VAMPIRE on the Internet. Everyone knows that I have many friends."

Darkness said: "But I am really a vampire. This is an indisputable fact."

VAMPIRE sneered and said: "You mean you are a ghost?"

Darkness said, "Yes."

VAMPIRE laughed: "There is a famous saying on the Internet: No one knows whether you are a dog. Now there is actually a ghost chatting with me."

Darkness said: "Don't you believe it?"

VAMPIRE felt something was wrong. He discovered that the dark vampire's speech was followed by a sticker, which was the face of a zombie. There was no such map on the server, and he had never seen it before.

VAMPIRE said: "Sorry, please wait for me." He exited the chat room, started IPXRAY, and searched for the IP of the dark vampire. After about a minute, the result appeared. The other party's IP was "-1 -2 -3 -4", and all the servers passed by the route were unheard of.

VAMPIRE's movements became sluggish. For some unknown reason, he entered the chat room again. The situation in the chat room has taken a new turn. The originally white speech interface turned into blood red, the fonts became blurred, everything was flashing, and the icon on the homepage was a zombie's face.

The dark vampire said to VAMPIRE: "Pathetic man, do you believe it now?"

VAMPIRE said: "What do you believe? Do you think these tricks can scare me?"

Guangming said: "It's interesting. It's my first time to see someone like you. You know, this is our world for the past month."

VAMPIRE said: "Why?"

Darkness said: "I believe you checked my IP just now. You are the first person who dared to come in after seeing my IP. You are very interesting. I want to see you."

The monitor in front of VAMPIRE flashed and suddenly went out. After a while, a face gradually faded out. It was a vampire zombie with a pale face, sunken eye sockets, and teeth flashing in its mouth. VAMPIRE stared at the screen blankly, not moving.

The zombie opened his eyes and said: "Are you VAMPIRE?"

VAMPIRE said: "Yes, I came before you."

The zombie stared at VAMPIRE and said: "It's so bright here, I feel very uncomfortable."

"I'm used to it," VAMPIRE said.

Zombie said: "I didn't expect that."

VAMPIRE said: "Really?"

The zombie said: "I'm leaving."

VAMPIRE SAYS "Okay, bye."

The zombie's face disappeared and the chat room returned to its original state. VAMPIRE sat blankly for a while, got up and left the Internet cafe.

In a dark alley, VAMPIRE, a tall and lanky man, hugged a beautiful woman. His long, slightly curly hair and black windbreaker were fluttering. VAMPIRE looked at the woman in his arms with his deep-set eyes, and a smile appeared on his pale face. He opened his mouth, revealing his teeth.

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