1. Failure, failure, failure.
I am a miserable college student, wandering around in a once glorious but now desolate university. I have the ambition to help the world, but I laugh at myself for doing nothing and being helpless all day long, just like most people.
In order to change the status quo, Yun and I risked everything and used the money we saved to open up a second battlefield in life. Unfortunately, fate played tricks on us and we ended up wasting 7,000 yuan without any success. Although we were defeated, we were still optimistic because we I like adventure and I am eager to win. This was my first failed business venture. I won’t go into details about what happened afterwards. They were all failures…
"The Wind Ghost sent a warrant . I think there is something wrong."
"what is the problem?"
"Before each operation, we have a detailed plan to discuss possible loopholes and safeguards, but the result is always the same. I feel that there is a hand deciding our fate. It has trapped us in an endless cycle of failure. This…" It’s not something a person can “do.”
2. Judge
Yun emphasized the three words "not human", and I was surprised and fell into deep thought. When they put our products on the shelves, we get a small share of the profits, but market research shows that none of the products that should have been best sellers are selling. When our products are removed from the shelves, others imitate our behavior and become well-off. All this, I feel helpless. Now that I think about it, maybe it really exists.
The next day, Yun and I went to the Shuilu Temple to ask for two yellow talismans. When we were leaving the temple, we met a fortune teller . His attire made me laugh inwardly. I wanted to say to him: Brother, go home. Put on some makeup before you come back. You can't get along with this outfit. Maybe the fortune teller saw the frivolity in my eyes, so he followed us down the mountain happily. When we were about to take a taxi, he came quietly. I went home, burned a yellow talisman, lit three sticks of incense, and had a good sleep. When we looked back, there was no one there. The taxi driver thought we were playing a trick on him, but we were the only ones who broke out in a cold sweat.
"It is better to believe it than not to believe it. Go ahead!"
Yun and I followed the instructions and lit three incense sticks with revolutionary spirit. However, the lighter broke when we were burning the talisman. We had no choice but to burn the holes of the yellow talisman one by one with incense until it turned into ashes. When it disappeared under the kneading of Xiang, I saw it, and Yunze fainted directly. "Isn't this the judge!" I yelled in my heart. A pair of piercing eyes, a ferocious face, and a red Skin, actually this is not the reason why I recognized it, the main reason is… the hat.
3. Ghost Messenger
The judge looked at me and I looked at him.
"Want to be a ghost messenger?"
"Why did you find me?"
"Fate, you have gathered the energy of the five evil spirits, so you have accomplished nothing. Born on Ghost Day, you are destined to be connected with ghosts from birth. Think about how you were weak and sick when you were a child, and how many things you saw that others could not see. When you grew up, you met ghosts. "He (the judge pointed at Yun) the Five Evils' aura is getting weaker, and his health is getting better, isn't it?"
"Yun, why?"
"It is a formation, the Three Thousand Ghost Formation. Five hundred years ago, Taoist Qingxu used this formation to lock up three thousand vengeful spirits in Kunlun Mountain, but accidentally sealed the formation on a passerby. As this person's descendants pass on from generation to generation, your evil spirit is also suppressed because of the existence of the formation seal on his body, but this cannot change your fate."
I don't want to accept this fact, but it seems that I have to believe it.
"What would I do as a ghost messenger?"
"Like the police, you decide how to handle it"
"What will it cost me?"
"When the yin is strong and the yang is weak, people around you may get sick at best, or even shorten their lifespan at worst."
I took a deep breath and nodded.
But, at this time…
"I want to be one too!" Yun shouted from his fainting state.
"You?" the judge questioned.
"I do whatever the wind does, and clouds move with the wind."
"Okay." The judge roared, rushed to Yun like lightning, and hit Yun in the lower abdomen with a palm.
The cloud fell to the ground, groaning…
I was furious and was about to explode, but the judge said, "I changed the seal of the Three Thousand Ghosts Formation. From now on, this formation can detect the souls of the dead and collect Yin Qi, so that you can quickly capture the vengeful spirits that disobey the rules of heaven and earth. It can enhance your mind power."
Yun climbed up from the ground in pain and looked at me resentfully.
"then!"
I opened my palm and saw a wooden token – the ghost messenger
"Ghosts cannot harm people. Follow this. Remember, do not underestimate the supervision of the underworld. If you are in office and do not govern, I will send you to hell and you will never be able to be reborn."
The judge's voice gradually faded away. Now a whole year has passed. I wrote this story because the judge scolded us for being too lazy last night. It was different from the past. The level of work in exorcising evil spirits has been greatly reduced. For me I wrote this story to save my job. If there are ghosts doing evil around you, please don’t forget us, contact us, and let us show our performance on the side of the judge…