Chapter 45: Night Robbery Of The Queen's Tomb

I saw a dozen sturdy guys riding on tall horses, accompanied by seven or eight ferocious and brutal wolfhounds, rushing towards Changxiling.

Seventh Brother and Angel's Youngest Sister hurriedly hid behind the screen wall and heard the group of people passing through the outer perimeter of Changxi Mausoleum and disappearing into the distance. Someone was shouting, "Damn it, catch that yellow-haired hare. If you can't catch it, shoot it to death!"

Oh shit, it turned out he was just patrolling and hunting, it was just a false alarm. Seventh brother and the others showed up and continued to check Changxi Mausoleum.

They saw that the Changxi Mausoleum was built directly on a square platform and had several strange features: First, the painting in the Longen Hall was a phoenix spreading its wings alone, without a blue dragon in the clouds as a companion. The other mausoleums were three beautiful lotus flowers with a water wave pattern of eighteen golden dots.

Secondly, between the back of Longen Hall and the three gates, there is a clear Yudai River, and on the river there are three peculiarly shaped bridges. The middle one has railings , and the two on the left and right are flat bridges without railings.

Third, the wall in front of the three gates is square, and the north wall behind the three gates is arc-shaped, cutting directly into the straight wall of the three gates.

This awesome Changxi Mausoleum cost a huge amount of money, a total of more than 448,000 taels of silver, which is quite shocking.

Compared with other mausoleums of the empresses, this mausoleum does not have square city, bright tower and crescent city. In addition to the various architectural regulations of mausoleums of the empresses of the Qing Dynasty, it also has many unique characteristics.

The Changxi Mausoleum is neither as magnificent as the Taidong Mausoleum of Empress Dowager Xiaosheng (Qianlong's mother), nor as luxurious as the Dingdong Mausoleum of Empress Dowager Cixi.

It is similar to the elegant style of Emperor Daoguang's Mausoleum of Emperor Mu. The buildings inside Longen Gate are higher than the others from front to back, and the mausoleum wall is round in front and square in the back, which means "the sky is round and the earth is square". Wow, it's pretty creative.

They looked at the Changxi Mausoleum from front to back, left to right, up to down, and made a thorough understanding and careful judgment of its ground structure characteristics and the approximate location of the underground palace. This time, Brother Qi had a rough idea in his mind.

Then, the Seventh Brother calmly took the hand of the angel youngest sister and helped her onto the Ferghana horse. He then mounted the horse himself and gave the horse's extremely fat butt a hard whip. The Ferghana horse's four hooves flew into the air and ran away without a trace.

The five monsters were waiting for the two people at the entrance of the cave. Seeing this, they quickly surrounded them. The seventh brother and the angel's youngest sister jumped off their horses one after another. The gorilla took the reins, led the horse into the big cave, and tied it to a big rock.

"How is it?" Everyone asked in unison, like a flock of noisy crows.

The seventh brother laughed and said: "My father and my youngest sister have already stepped on the terrain and found out the ground structure of the Queen Mother's tomb. We have estimated the approximate location of the underground palace. As long as we wait until 12:30 at night, we will officially start."

"Haha!" Everyone cheered and jumped for joy.

"What a good deed!" Even the quiet Flying Guillotine said this.

Everyone was eager to try, and they packed all their equipment and tools, waiting to rob the tomb of the Goddess of Treasures in the middle of the night.

After packing up the tools and getting everything ready! The seven monsters leaned at the entrance of the cave. Because they were bored (except for the angel's youngest sister), they started to play the Eight Diagrams Dragon Gate Formation, the Ten Ghosts , the Snake King and the Horse. They talked about everything from all over the world, the clouds and the mountains, the fog, the past and the present, strange stories… They were endless and eloquent, covering everything.

As they talked, they lost interest and began to go down the path – naturally, they turned to women. The Seventh Brother did not participate or object, but just listened and laughed. The Angel's Youngest Sister used the excuse that the mountain wind outside was a bit cold and went deep into the cave to avoid disaster.

Outside the cave, the five weirdos started talking about women, about brothels, singing girls, red-light districts, who had a great device and was hardcore, who had used women with great potency, who made loud noises during sex, who had big breasts and a round butt, who had a thin waist, who had small feet, who had thick legs, and so on. In short, not a single decent word was spoken.

These guys were talking excitedly and passionately, occasionally arguing, their faces flushed and spitting, and they almost came to blows. They were having a great time, and they all thought they were veterans in the world of love and sex, and strong men in the boudoir.

Only the seventh brother laughed out loud and just listened without saying anything!

The five freaks were talking about women while drinking proudly. Each of them had already gulped down more than half a pound of old donkey wine. Then the seventh brother shouted with an authoritative voice: "Alright, you can continue talking about women, but we can't drink anymore. Save it for me. If you get drunk, you will look like a grandson and you won't even dare to rob the Queen's tomb."

The youngest angel was bored in the cave and fell asleep quickly. The seventh brother chatted with the five monsters until eleven o'clock at night! They were all brothers who had been through life and death together. He couldn't put women before friends and ruin everyone's fun, because everyone came out to work for a living, but he was the only one who had his own woman.

The Seventh Brother then woke up the Angel's Youngest Sister, and asked the calm Blood Dropper to watch the BMW in the cave. The group of six quietly headed towards Changxi Mausoleum in the dark, and arrived at Changxi Mausoleum on time at 12:30 – because they had a date with the Queen.

Just as Seventh Brother led them across the Jade Belt Bridge and walked to the top of Changling, and drew a circle of the tunnel with his feet, Hua Dan said that the position was wrong and the underground palace should be three and a half meters away to the north.

Brother Seven actually knew what was going on, but he wanted to take this opportunity to teach him a lesson, so he said cheerfully: "Okay, I'll make a bet with you. Whoever loses won't be allowed to drink alcohol or eat meat for three months! Just dig down at the place you said and get to work."

In the dark and windy night, the six monsters began to dig downwards, preparing to dig out the top of the tomb deep inside and directly enter the underground palace of the tomb.

The summer night was quite cool, but they were busy digging holes, which was not an easy job, so soon they began to sweat, which dripped into the soil beneath their feet.

About two hours later, they finally dug outside the tomb wall – but it was off-center.

Seventh Brother laughed happily, put his hands on his hips, lowered his head and looked down at the actress and said: "I said the top of the tomb should be in the original position, but you insisted on digging to the north! What was the result? You dug outside the tomb wall and deviated from the direction, right? I think you are a bastard with a weird ass."

The actress lost the bet and took the loss into her own hands, laughing dryly and rubbing her hands together.

However, the seventh brother said generously: "Then let's break through the tomb wall and go in through it."

So the seventh brother wore his baseball cap askew and continued to dig down along the tomb wall. When he reached the bottom of the tomb wall, he began to drill holes on the side. This way they didn't have to jump down, and they didn't have to climb up to get out. This is called making the best of a bad situation.

In fact, it took longer to make a hole than to dig a hole because the walls of the tomb were also very strong.

When the last green brick was pushed down, a large opening that could allow people to enter and exit appeared in front of them, like the black mouth of a monster.

The tomb robbers in black mouse clothes (except Snake King Erdan) were about to enter the house with their weapons drawn, to steal treasures and gold. Qi Ge and Hua Dan poked their heads out and shone their night pearls inside. Hehe! Hua Dan, who was always mysterious, shook her pebble-like head, trembled all over, and began to laugh evilly…

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